laptop hobo
unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi
Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)"
Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."
Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."