Ass Cookie

Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.

"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower"

Ass-Cookie

" leftovers that come from not wipeing yr ass correctly or a mean nickname for your best friend/ bf/gf/lover!!

Y Dont you just go to hell u u ass-cookie you

Dude, you still have ass-cookies in yr boxers lmao

ass cookie

A cookie that has been placed between one's asscheeks for a period of time, 5mins to a half hour,once ass juices are absorbed the cookie is then strategically placed for an unwitting victim (normally a fat asshole)to find and eat.

That fat bastard Dimitri has been acting like a real dickhead, so i put and ass cookie on his desk and watched him eat it.

Ass cookies

An adjective used to describe cookies that taste like ass 🍑

Those are some ass cookies
These cookies taste like ass

ass cookie

When your eating out a girl's b-hole and you find a cookie shoved up in there

Person 1: I was eating a girl out last night and I found an ass cookie!
Person 2: really? Awesome!
Person 1: I know right? Talk about 2 birds

Old Ass Cookies

When a guy shows up to your work with flowers so you offer him all you have, old ass cookies.
If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies.

Love is a thing of the past.
Old ass cookies is where it's at.

1.) I am falling in old ass cookies with her originality.
2.) She was tough to bring around in the beginning, but now I think she is feeling the old ass cookies

Ass cookie

A scatists reference to a chunky gold nugget of poop which brings a fleeting moment of sexual joy

"This ass cookie has brought me a fleeting moment of sexual joy."

俚语	ass cookie
释义	Ass Cookie Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair. "I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower" Ass-Cookie " leftovers that come from not wipeing yr ass correctly or a mean nickname for your best friend/ bf/gf/lover!! Y Dont you just go to hell u u ass-cookie you Dude, you still have ass-cookies in yr boxers lmao ass cookie A cookie that has been placed between one's asscheeks for a period of time, 5mins to a half hour,once ass juices are absorbed the cookie is then strategically placed for an unwitting victim (normally a fat asshole)to find and eat. That fat bastard Dimitri has been acting like a real dickhead, so i put and ass cookie on his desk and watched him eat it. Ass cookies An adjective used to describe cookies that taste like ass 🍑 Those are some ass cookies These cookies taste like ass ass cookie When your eating out a girl's b-hole and you find a cookie shoved up in there Person 1: I was eating a girl out last night and I found an ass cookie! Person 2: really? Awesome! Person 1: I know right? Talk about 2 birds Old Ass Cookies When a guy shows up to your work with flowers so you offer him all you have, old ass cookies. If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies. Love is a thing of the past. Old ass cookies is where it's at. 1.) I am falling in old ass cookies with her originality. 2.) She was tough to bring around in the beginning, but now I think she is feeling the old ass cookies Ass cookie A scatists reference to a chunky gold nugget of poop which brings a fleeting moment of sexual joy "This ass cookie has brought me a fleeting moment of sexual joy."
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