Asscookies
When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.
"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"
Asscookie
An English spin on German slang (Arschkeks)
1. Someone or something that is a pain in the ass.
1. Someone or something that is a pain in the ass.
"Dude! Why you gotta be such a damn asscookie!?!"