Larceny
A term used in Virginia (mostly Petersburg), referring to one’s action or usually used to say someone is pitiful or terrible for wrong doing
James is larceny.
larceny
A serious lawful offence, involving theft.
Dude I got 28 years for 6 counts of larceny.
Dick Larceny
When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.
Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.
petting larceny
Stealing something from a person while kissing them
He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!
That's petting larceny, man!
Lighter Larceny
A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.
Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.
Grand Larceny
1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.
2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.
2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.
Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."
Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."
3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.
Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."
Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."
Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."
3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.
Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."
Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."
Gross Larceny
Intentionally steals, takes, and carries away, leads away or drives away personal goods or property of another with value of more than $2,500.
Including ALL livestock; firearms; vehicles.
Including ALL livestock; firearms; vehicles.
LT: Clark, we have a stolen goat from the farm down the street.
Clark: How much was the goat worth?
LT: Wait, what?
Clark: Sounds like a clear cut case of Gross Larceny!
Clark: How much was the goat worth?
LT: Wait, what?
Clark: Sounds like a clear cut case of Gross Larceny!