lard-by
Like a drive-by, but with a block of lard.
The act of throwing a block of lard at a pedestrian from a vehicle. The vehicle should be travelling at a slow enough speed for maximum aim by the person throwing. It is advised that this act is performed with at least 2 people in the vehicle so the driver can concentrate on speeding off after the thrower has hit the designated target.
The act of throwing a block of lard at a pedestrian from a vehicle. The vehicle should be travelling at a slow enough speed for maximum aim by the person throwing. It is advised that this act is performed with at least 2 people in the vehicle so the driver can concentrate on speeding off after the thrower has hit the designated target.
Me and Jimmy done a lard-by on a group of chavs from his mum's car last night. We got the lard from asda so it only cost us 12 pence.
Lard On
An erection that is between 25% and 75% of full strength. Also called a semi.
Last night I had a lard on and had trouble entering Roxie.
lard on
The state of arousal felt by a fat person when they near a pie shop, burger bar or other food outlet.
Jono was doing so well, but as he passed Greggs, he got such an uncontrollable lard on that he simply had to rush inside and buy four steak slices, three pasties and a bag of doughnuts. The twat.
Larding
(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.
Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?
Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
lard
A fat person that thinks that they aren't fat.
Bob: Hey you lard go get rid of that lard!
Bill: I'M NOT FAT!
Bill: I'M NOT FAT!
Lard
1. Pig Fat
2. Fat Person
2. Fat Person
1. There was a hunk of lard on the couch.
2. There was a hunk of lard on the couch.
2. There was a hunk of lard on the couch.
lard
1)An extremely fatty substance usually found on obese people.
2)What the McDonalds burgers are dipped in.
2)What the McDonalds burgers are dipped in.
1)She has enough lard on her to tip a tow truck.
2)Before serving the burger, he dipped the meat in lard, slapped it on bread, did not neglect to drop it on the floor and handed it to the customer. Now THATS good service!
2)Before serving the burger, he dipped the meat in lard, slapped it on bread, did not neglect to drop it on the floor and handed it to the customer. Now THATS good service!