Lardy Gras
Lardy Gras is the final day of Carnival, the three day period preceding the beginning of Lent when fat people sway, lurch and roil through the streets in a frank and open display of fatscist propaganda.
"Are you coming to Lardy Gras this year?"
"No, sorry, I've got some children to frighten."
"No, sorry, I've got some children to frighten."