ass crackle
take a shit in your pants and leave it there to dry, it forms a case like structure and when pulled off is hardened shit in the shape of an ass
guy1: i heard that daniel has ass crackle
guy2: yea i saw it yesterday
guy2: yea i saw it yesterday
Ass crackle pop
When you eat pop rocks and they don’t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.
Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?
Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop
Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop
ass crackle plop
a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.
This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.
This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.
damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.
crackling ass
1. When the skin between your ass cheeks need moisturizer.
2. Having ashy ass issues is being a crackling ass person.
2. Having ashy ass issues is being a crackling ass person.
Her: "Ouch! Damn don't spread my ass cheeks like that, I just got out the shower"
Him: Well go grab some lotion, with yo "crackling ass"!
Him: Well go grab some lotion, with yo "crackling ass"!