Larrahondo
Having three races of cock stuffed in a mans anus after finding out his high school sweetheart cheated on him. It's usually done in an act of, "one-upping" the girlfriend for her debauchery.
"Hey bro, I just left the party to find my girlfriend out in some dude's 88' Honda Accord. They were making out and he was groping her tits. I'm going right home and getting a Larrahondo done to me. She'll regret ever doing that again!"
michael larrahondo
he is an above average thinker. Can be disrespectful at times when disobeying. He is fast but not fast enough. He could also be referred to as mickey mouse, known to make cringe tik toks when he was a little kid. Swears that he has a little black in him but in reality he actually doesn’t. He swears he’s an ass guy but is actually a boob guy. His favorite songs to make tik toks is white iverson. Known to moon fellow teammates. his ability to shoot basketball at a consistent rate is fucked
Michael larrahondo can’t shoot a basketball.