ass-crisco
ass-crisco means obvious lies. originated from an experience with smelly, expired crisco that never said it was expired on the can. often used by saying one can smell the ass-crisco, reffering to the way the bad crisco smelled to give away its nastiness.
Nina- This hot guy was totally hitting on me.
Kirsten- girl, shut up. i can totally smell your ass-crisco all the way over here.
Kirsten- girl, shut up. i can totally smell your ass-crisco all the way over here.
crisco ass
a bitch with a very fat ass that has a celulite exterior and it has the feeling of crisco.
damn i was ass ramming suzie last weekend damn that ho has a crisco ass