ass crown
When a woman has a man shit on the top of her head for doing incredibly stupid things.
I told Katie if she does the "reply all" on Question Of The Day (QOTD) once more time, I was gonna pull down my pants and give her an ass crown!
Ass Crowning
Sticking your head up a huge anal cavity (Scouse)
Do you want to be my Queen, if so I need to be a king so bend over bitch I'm gonna do some Ass Crowning tonight baby.