Lasater

A beautiful woman who is smart and cool. Someone who makes friends where ever they go. Often found laughing at their own jokes and mumbling on the street. She's the one that belts out the inappropriate sexual joke in front of your conservative grandmother. Luckily, Lasaters are extremely charismatic and unusually charming so you will laugh at this joke. Because it is funny.

Lasaters love Rubber Ducks and Buddha

A skin blemish, especially a mark caused by a lover biting or sucking the skin, on someone's anus.

Even better than Batmans sidekick. Humble, patient, kind, caring, giving, forgiving, understanding, honest, trustworthy, hilarious, smart, creative and good with raps and rhymes.

The moment we met, my heart started beaming and the smile has yet to fade.