laserbeamed
Getting steaming drunk and taking lots of drugs
"Oh man, I was so fucking laserbeamed last night!"
laserbeam
A lovely word to describe ladies who love other ladies. Derivative of laserbeamage, meaning to partake in some laserbeam activities.
Look, over there, a laserbeam!
Trendy Laserbeams
A descriptive term used for tweens in any vintage or trendy clothing that has offensively bright colors. Basically if the 80s barfed on a scenester.
I know dude. There's trendy laserbeams everywhere. Eff.
solar powered laserbeam guitar
A phrase shouted following a moment of absolute rockitude, like a giant robot punching another giant robot through a building. Best performed with furious air guitar and a hair-metal screech.
"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"
"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"
"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"