Laser Tag

The Sport that Surpasses Paintball and Airsoft. Its the best sport if you can find the ol dusty acient guns at garage sales. Paintball and Airsoft owe every thing to this game.

a game of skill.

The public bathroom game for males; when in a stall, you and the person in the stall next to you try to pee on each other's shoes under the barrier.

is when you meet up in a laser tag place in the dead of night to have hott sex

A game typically played by little kids and immature teenagers in which two players pretend to shoot each other with invisible laser guns while making shooting noises

A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired

Requires a very large imagination to play

The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.

maunever done by laser tag experts(i.e., assholes); in this manevuer, both arms are raised, the body is always turned sideways towards opponents, the person doing the dance is always jumping around while shooting, and the gun is above the head. This results in the person doing the dance covering almost all of their targets, all of the time (targets on the vest and gun); this dance is extremely annoying to everyone who does not do laser tag every fucking day and just wants to enjoy themselves.