Laslie

The smartest man on earth.

Laslie is one of the most beautiful women you'll ever meet and she's so funny and her eyes will have you fall in love within seconds. Her eyes are brown. Her skin is soft. Her lips are sexy and mesmerizing. Her hair is soft and silky smooth. Her laugh will make you cum in seconds. She likes Squishmallows. Her favorite color is navy blue. Her personality will make your heart go Oogly Boogly. If you want to be happy and have an amazing relationship with someone. Find a Laslie. P.S. she's thick asf.