Last Chance Ranch
This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.
So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...
Last Chance Cat Ranch
A large animal rescue organization known for burning down a house full of cats.
Wow, I can’t believe someone would let a house with 60 cats burn down only to have around 30 of them die. That must have been the Last Chance Cat Ranch.