Ass-Wiper's Dilemma
Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.
Ass dilemma
When you're in the middle of two asses and don't know which one to choose first.
DRAMON: AYE YO NIGGA I WUZ KICKIN IT WIT DEEZ TWO THICK ASS WHITE BITCHES BUT THEN THEY PUT ME IN AN ASS DILEMMA AND I WAZ THEIR TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT ASS I WANNA FUCK FIRST, SHIT WAS SO HORD IT WUZ LIEK AN SAT UP IN DIS MUHFUCKA!
Tom: Whoa man that's sick, I 'm very intrigued!
Tom: Whoa man that's sick, I 'm very intrigued!