ass disorder
where you shit randomly, uncontrollably
female: did you shit your pants
male: i have ass disorder
male: i have ass disorder
LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder)
A diagnosis whereas a person has an inability to do anything and everything productive due to lack of desire, care, or that they don't give a crap.
My roommate must have terrible LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) since he hasn't been to any class in 4 weeks.
Pussy Ass Bitch Disorder
Someone who frequently talks to the ex girlfriend or boyfriend
That Dude still talks to his ex, he must have pussy ass bitch disorder.