Ass Doodle
Having a piece of shit hanging from your ass. This is not to be be confused with a dingle berry, for the shit is still in the ass and is not hanging by ass hair.
Dude, I was just in the bathroom, and I had the largest ass doodle. It wouldn't come out of my ass!
Ass Doodle
When a piece of shit is hanging out of your ass.
My God! Look at that that ass doodle!