Lateface

That stupid serious looking face that useless people put on when they walk in late every day that says that they had such an important and personal reason for being late that only a real jackass would ask them about it or expect them to show up on time, and that nobody should expect anything from them them until they have time to "deal with their feelings" or something. The male version of that sad chick who always has to see the gynecologist and can only get appointments on Friday afternoons.