Asseous
Adj. Of or relating to wounds about the rump made by a fiery object or probe.
In order to soothe society's asseous wounds, man offered his burnt posterior to the wind.
asseous
the act of being an ass or the behaviour of an ass.
stealing things is quite asseous
gaseous asseous
a boiling sensation or urge in the stomach caused by eating {constipation} driven foods such as beans or cheesy dishes which fills the stomach up with gas/pressure causing small {explotions} through the anus.
Timmy always has a gaseous asseous after eating Ihop
Asseous Gaseous
See Gaseous Asseous
“Asseous Gaseous!”, Tony exclaimed, having ripped a long fart. Then he looked it up and found Gaseous Asseous fit the definition perfectly.