Assequine
A means to assassinate the truth with nonsense, usually by a assequinet (horse's arse).
The production and use of specialty holes in the ground to capture golf balls and prevent the ire of gophers having their holes blocked is truely assequine.
Assequination
The act of assassinating the truth by an assequinet (horse's arse).
The assequinet believed their assequination of the situation that "holes in the ground are not holes in the ground, but elevations of the surrounding area", to be true.