Assertained
Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.
He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.
assertain
slang for anal sex--to entertain someone in your ass
"Why don't you bend over and assertain me?"
assertain
To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.
A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.
assertain
slang for anal intercourse
To entertain someone in your ass
To entertain someone in your ass
Why don't you bend over and assertain me?