Laura Dern's
(n.) Jeans that are worn very high on the waist, usually reaching four inches above the navel. Very unflattering and popularized by Laura Dern in the film "Jurassic Park".
Australian Guy: "We're being hunted."
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"
::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"
::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::