Lavan

A uncommon Indian name usually given to a boy. It is derived from the epic Ramayana and one of the characters Lava, who is one of the twin sons of Rama and Sita. Lavan is THAT INDIAN KID at your school. He's the hottest, sexiest Indian created by God. He's super smart, funny, and charismatic. All the girls basically love him. All the Indian girls want him to be their boyfriend. His only flaws are that he is slightly narcissistic and overconfident. But it's really no big deal.

Licking
Angry
Vampires
After
Sundown

Used for making sentences sound better, and more fancy lavanous generally means epic or l33t.

You can just make it mean what ever you want to, but it sounds just as awesome.

Pronounced: "Lav-a-nus"

A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back. This ejaculate is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!

the vulva
pussy lips

A great brown friend who has a thick brown accent due to his time in India. Always is in the library and hates physical activity except for cricket which is his favourite sport. Gets all the girls by using his intelligence.