assfensive
Something so brutally offensive that, when uttered, the asses of everyone within a 10-foot radius shall implode.
Jason: What a cunt weasel.
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!