Assfirmation
When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.
Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.
Assfirmations
noun (as-fer-may-shuns); any negative or derogatory comment made in reference to those below you on the food chain. Any comment that those sad fucks make to try to avoid overdosing on Xanax.
Assfirmations of the day: I love myself! (even though I don't). I am beautiful! (even though I'm an ugly fuck).
assfirmative action
The act of purposely lighting one's farts on fire while high on weed. Note: This can be extremely dangerous and should not be attempted unless super high.
Guy A: Hey we are so high right now....
Guy B: Im so high that i'm going to take an assfirmative action.
Guy A: Don't burn your ass off.
Guy B: Im so high that i'm going to take an assfirmative action.
Guy A: Don't burn your ass off.