law mans
Mans who try to do law but is a piece stupid. They like dirty yats who never say to no to being wooked. They try to act ruff by talking about tort and contract. But bare amounts of them are fassi's. Only a few are weighty ghetto mans!!!! The most cleverest law mans bruk the law up hard!!
Some law mans try it and pretend to be rude bwais trying to bust avirex and classics. But those mans don even know simplest contract teries. Some fassis even fail piss easy tings like gpl with foreseen set texts - chumps!!!
Some law mans try it and pretend to be rude bwais trying to bust avirex and classics. But those mans don even know simplest contract teries. Some fassis even fail piss easy tings like gpl with foreseen set texts - chumps!!!
That law man knows bare criminal law!! he's gwan bust at cop shop later and get me bail!!!
georgia law man
A total fucking banger of a song by Poor Mans Poison
“Hey man, have you heard the song Georgia Law Man? It totally slaps.”
“Shut the fuck up Jeremy and help me hide the body”
“Shut the fuck up Jeremy and help me hide the body”
Good Law Man
Best exemplified by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, until they screwed him out of his pension!
Random Citizen: Roscoe was a good law man. That was, until they voted to not award him his pension.
Man Laws
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If this somehow gets above J-Mont's definition of "Man Laws", grab a beer, get comfortable, and read on, my friend.
Man Law
The invisible yet ever powerful restrictions placed upon the actions of men that you SHOULD follow.
"Oh shit that girl is fucking hot."
"Dude. I told you I wanted that before you wanted on it."
"Damn. Alright. You're my bro so I'll let you try to hit that up."
"Cool."
"Yeah. It's man law after all. If man law expires though thats mine."
"Alright. Awesome.
"Dude. I told you I wanted that before you wanted on it."
"Damn. Alright. You're my bro so I'll let you try to hit that up."
"Cool."
"Yeah. It's man law after all. If man law expires though thats mine."
"Alright. Awesome.
Man Laws
A list of unspoken rules amongst males that maintain functional order, and hierarchy similar to Girl Code.
Man laws a list of f unspoken rules amongst natural born males
Man Law dictates you don't use the middle urinal unless you're a child, elderly or desperate.
Man Law dictates you don't circle relationships even if they are dying due to drama or multiple break-ups. You wait a mandatory 7 days to make your move unless granted special permissions.
Man Law dictates that a true wing man never blocks a fellow man from flirting but stands on the peripheral to save him from trouble.
Man law dictates that players (non-monogamous males) make their intentions clear to every perspective female or be deemed as bad as dead beat dad's.
Man Law dictates that being a dead beat dad is a crime against children, women and authentic masculinity.
Man Law dictates you don't use the middle urinal unless you're a child, elderly or desperate.
Man Law dictates you don't circle relationships even if they are dying due to drama or multiple break-ups. You wait a mandatory 7 days to make your move unless granted special permissions.
Man Law dictates that a true wing man never blocks a fellow man from flirting but stands on the peripheral to save him from trouble.
Man law dictates that players (non-monogamous males) make their intentions clear to every perspective female or be deemed as bad as dead beat dad's.
Man Law dictates that being a dead beat dad is a crime against children, women and authentic masculinity.
man law
If your friends ex comes on to you or you find her attractive then you have to have your friends consent to have any relations with before said female, BUT, talking to her is perfectly fine.
MAn LaW: exlp #1
Joe: hey man, amber is coming on to me.
Matt: idc, hit that shit!
Joe: Hell yea!
MAn LaW: exlp #2
Jesy: dude i think yo ex katey is hot.
Tone: cool i dont, go for it.
Jesy: dont gotta tell me twice.
Joe: hey man, amber is coming on to me.
Matt: idc, hit that shit!
Joe: Hell yea!
MAn LaW: exlp #2
Jesy: dude i think yo ex katey is hot.
Tone: cool i dont, go for it.
Jesy: dont gotta tell me twice.