Ass-Fistey Wank
Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.
''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''
''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''
''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''
''Bingo, flaccid sir''
''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''
''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''
''Bingo, flaccid sir''