assfisting
The fisting of ones asshole.
"I shit all over the place when I was assfisting my daughter."
assfister
Cpl Gerard
Gerard is an assfister
assfisted suicide
the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.
No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.
assfist ballpuncher
A alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part Tequila and 3 parts redbull.
"Bartender, one assfist ballpuncher please!"