assflake
An insult.
A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.
A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.
John, you fucking assflake! You suck.
assflake
macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.
That guy I just met at LA Fitness seems like a total assflake
Assflak
When a hobo shits all over an Office Depot bathroom stall. With shit smeared all over the walls of said stall. Can be done in combination of ass spackling. Must be pronounced like the duck from the aflack commercials. If not pronounced this way one will just sound silly.
Dude! I think that hobo just assflaked all over our fucking bathroom.
Assflake
Happens to be an amazing s/o, sooo sweet and nice and cute and funny annnd yeah
Assflake is everything you could ask for in a partner!