Lawrence Lin

A fat old nobhead who has a brain so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked his head open, there wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water biscuit. When someone is asked whether Lawrence is a genius, people would normally reply: 'No, I do not. Unless, of course, the definition of ‘genius’ in the dictionary is “a fat dullard or wobblebottom; a pompous ass with sweatly dewflaps”.'Lawrence looks and acts like a monkey who’s been put in a suit and strategically shaved…’