laxturbate
a type of way to get better at lacrosse meaning that you carry your stick around in your room constantly and cradle a lot to improve your stick skills.
Eric: "I heard the lacrosse team lost pretty bad the other day."
Jim: "Yeah, they couldn't pass or catch the ball at all, they need to laxturbate more.
Jim: "Yeah, they couldn't pass or catch the ball at all, they need to laxturbate more.