lay cable
Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.
I need to lay some cable.
laying cable
Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.
Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.
laying cable
A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.
"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"
Laying a cable
When you do a big long shit
im now laying a cable
Laying a cable
Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....
A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...
The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...
The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?
Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable
Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit
Boss - you going to Lay a cable
Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable
Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit
Boss - you going to Lay a cable
Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
lay a cable
to take a huge shit
did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?
yeah i think hes in a institution now
lol
yeah i think hes in a institution now
lol
lay a cable
Another phrase for the act of defication.
Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.