ass from the past
the name for someone you used to fuck but don't anymore . literally speaking , it's the ass you fucked in the past . get it ? :P
warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .
warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .
*sees crazy ex-girlfriend in walmart*
person 1 : AWWWHHH SHIT BRO .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she's my ass from the past .
*sprints away and hides in the lettuce section* (:
person 1 : AWWWHHH SHIT BRO .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she's my ass from the past .
*sprints away and hides in the lettuce section* (:
Ass Blast from the Past
(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china
person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."