laying logs
What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.
When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.
lay log
the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole
dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog
Lay a log
use the bathroom, defecate.
"Oh! Damn. I ate too much. I've got to lay a log."
lay down a log
to take a large shit
yeah mate I'll be right back, just gotta lay down a log
lay down a log
to take a large shit
yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log
lay down a log
to take a large shit
yeah mate I'll be right back just gotta lay down a log
lay down a log
to take a large shit
yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log