Laying wood
Gonna beat them cheeks
Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night
Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood
Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood
lay wood
To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse
Tim: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Stephanie so wants me, dude.
David: Huh?
Tim: We're having sex!
David: Bruh, just say that then
David: Huh?
Tim: We're having sex!
David: Bruh, just say that then
laying wood
Gambling or betting money.
Are you gonna lay some wood on that game tonight? Laying wood
lay the wood
To attack or threaten physical aggressiveness toward another person. A metaphor for hitting a person with a melee weapon or other hand held item specifically consisting of wood (i.e. a bat or 2x4). Can also be phrased in a general context as "laying some wood." Not to be confused with the sexual innuendo of "laying pipe."
"Don't make me come over there and lay the wood on you, asshole."
lay the wood
1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table
1) He just laid the wood on her last night
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.
lay the wood
1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants
1) he layed teh wood
lay some wood
To beat up on someone;
The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.