lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

lay one traumatic

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

lay one out

To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.

laying one down

to produce excrement
(other slang:
Steam one out
Launch the submarine
Drop the kids off at the pool
Pinch a Loaf
fertilize
move the bowels
stink it up
squat and grunt
revisit food post-digestion
feed mr. flushie
push one through
take a crap
make a shit storm
Clean the poop chute
roll a dirty burrito
making homemade sushi rolls
excrete

I'm about to explode. I gotta lay one down soon, to make room for dinner

Lay one out

Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self.

Myrtle beach, myrtle beach. I’m gonna lay one out when I get there.

俚语	lay one
释义	lay one To flatulate (PC term for "fart"). "I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..." -me lay one traumatic A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken Tom: I just laid one traumatic Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover Laying one on the beach A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan. "What's that smell?" "Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach" "I won't even ask" lay one out To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap. After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out. laying one down to produce excrement (other slang: Steam one out Launch the submarine Drop the kids off at the pool Pinch a Loaf fertilize move the bowels stink it up squat and grunt revisit food post-digestion feed mr. flushie push one through take a crap make a shit storm Clean the poop chute roll a dirty burrito making homemade sushi rolls excrete I'm about to explode. I gotta lay one down soon, to make room for dinner Lay one out Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self. Myrtle beach, myrtle beach. I’m gonna lay one out when I get there.
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