lay the egg
When there is a three some between 1 girl and 2 guys and 1 of the guys cums in the other man's ass. The man with the cummy ass then goes to the girl and shits the cum on her chest. Therefore laying an egg on the girls chest.
Hey man you finna help me lay the egg on Brenna?
lay an egg
to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it
I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.
Lay an egg
Another word for taking a shit
Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg
Lay an Egg
to fail to make people enjoy or be interested in something.
Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg. (Lay an egg used in the past tense, laid an egg)
Lay an Egg
To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.
"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"
laying an egg
to poop your pants; to fart; a stinky bowel movement.
"Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg"
Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg"
Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.
Lay an egg
To take a big shit
"I've got to go lay an egg!!!"