lAZN
An x AzN x who just happens to be lazy. Which in truth, is most of them, unless they are in a library with other lAZNz (pl.) in which case either breakdancing or a study hall will spontaneously occur.
"If Choi weren't such a lAZN, he'd probably do much better in life."
"Meh, probably. Where the hell are my car keys?"
"Meh, probably. Where the hell are my car keys?"