ass gel
1. Meaning Jealous. or gel ass. Many who with a slight melancholic nature or whom to wish to engage in alternative sex that is not related to the male and female genitals... will use ass gel. Some times it contains a numbing agent to help the sexual act. The primary reason for ass gel/ gel ass comes from a primary part of the brain that feels there is too much lack in life. When such feelings arise ass gel is often used in the human buttock... to help remove food that rightfully and deserving-ly belongs to the jealous one.
I feel so jealous inside and hungry to pillage I will need to buy me someass gel and plunge that ditty hole.