lazy pig
lazy
me: you're a lazy pig
you: who???
me: literally you
you: who???
me: literally you
Lazy pig
S.Trolley
That person is a S.Trolley - lazy pig
Lazy Pig Flu
Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'