Lazy Sunday
Also known as the Chronicles of Narnia Rap. It was originally shown on SNL performed by Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg. It has grown and become one of the funniest videos of all-time, the rest is internet lore.
Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing
Hello?
What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's crackin'?
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Narnia!) Then it's happening.
But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Where's the movie playing?
Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)
68th and Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?
Snack attack motherfucker!
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater. Ticket buying what we're handlin'.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it's going to get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing
Hello?
What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's crackin'?
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Narnia!) Then it's happening.
But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Where's the movie playing?
Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)
68th and Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?
Snack attack motherfucker!
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater. Ticket buying what we're handlin'.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it's going to get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Lazy Sunday
When someone takes a massive, juicy shit into a friends hat. Like at a baseball game when your ice cream is served in a upside down helmet.
I fell asleep at the party and Logan gave me a Lazy Sunday
Lazy Sunday
A Sunday spent with a friend or two just hanging out and smoking weed. A great way to wind down after a weekend that originated in Fairfield, Ohio.
"Joe and I had a very relaxing Lazy Sunday last week.
Lazy Sunday
A sex game where you put your dick into a girl's vagina, ass or mouth and just let it sit there without moving. Cumming is optional, of course. This is most effective on a Sunday.
I love Lazy Sundays.
lazy sunday blaze
when you and your friends don't have anything to do, so you just sit around all day and toke up. one of the most chill smoke sesh's you could possibly have.
friend 1 - Dude you wanna do anything today?
friend 2 - Nah man i'm still hungover from last night, let's go to your house and hang out.
friend 1 - Lazy Sunday Blaze?
friend 2 - helll yaaaa
friend 2 - Nah man i'm still hungover from last night, let's go to your house and hang out.
friend 1 - Lazy Sunday Blaze?
friend 2 - helll yaaaa
My Lazy Sundays
A really disgusting video of three old men in the shower masturbating for each other and showering and cleaning each other.
Guy 1- Have you ever heard of My Lazy Sundays?
Guy 2- No why?
Guy3- Just wondering
Guy 2- No why?
Guy3- Just wondering
Lazy Sunday points
Banking up points during the week doing mundane tasks to allow a guilt free lazy Sunday.
May of used up all my lazy Sunday points xboxing today so I'm going to walk the dog to bank some more.
Or
Dude: You coming to the gym today?
Fin: Na, went yesterday to bank some lazy Sunday points, using them today for couch time
Dude: ... awesome!
Or
Dude: You coming to the gym today?
Fin: Na, went yesterday to bank some lazy Sunday points, using them today for couch time
Dude: ... awesome!