Lead Up The Cornhole
The act in which during sexual intercourse, a man slides a sharpened pencil up the womans anus; who unexpecting the intense pain, screams at the male. This works when you can't get a woman to moan otherwise.
"She just wasn't feeling it. So I had to give her a Lead Up The Cornhole. She screamed for ages afterwards."
"FML. He gave me a Lead Up The Cornhole last night 'cos I wouldn't orgasm."
"FML. He gave me a Lead Up The Cornhole last night 'cos I wouldn't orgasm."