Ass hammock
The act of putting your phone in your underwear so you have both hands free when sitting on the toilet
Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers
ass hammock
When your cat lays on your thighs and uses your ass as a pillow and takes a nap.
"Dude, I don't want to freak you out, but yer cat used you as an ass hammock last night."