Leamington

Leamington, Ontario. A small city in southwestern ontario, which lies on the shores of lake erie, with a population of about 30,000. Has a small crappy skyline, of about 5 buildings. 45 Minute drive from Windsor. Every summer the population pretty much doubles as all the mexican and jamaican immigrants come to work in the greenhouses and impregnate all the fat mennonite woman, which is pretty much half of all the woman in leamington. Home to point pelee national park, which has the most southern tip in all of canada. Was ranked best place to live in Canada in 2006, but since then has gone down. Also is home to the HJ Heinz company, which supplies heinz products throughout north america.

Leamington Spa is a wealthy town in Warwickshire, it has more high street shops and amenities than an average town of it's size because it has a wealthy population, also it adjoins Warwick and Whitnash to form a much bigger conurbation, and neither of those towns have much in their centres, so all the shops and most of the night-life is in Leamington. Many of the amenities lie on the border between Leam and Warwick. The river Leam runs through the town and near constant parks run along it, Leam is also what local people like to call Leamington for short.

Small town in the West Midlands, near to Coventry.

Known for.... well, fuck all actually.

Large and growing contingent of yuppies. Has a sizable student population.

A phenomenon that occurs in the town of Leamington, where a business (usually a restaurant) that has fallen on hard times will mysterious burn to the ground after the owner has taken out several insurance policies on it.

Regency town in the centre of England. Some claim it's the dead centre of England, some don't. Plenty for the sightseeing tourist.. but not much for us local youngsters.

Local girls put the MING in to LeaMINGton Spa.

Actual full title is Royal Leamington Spa. But it's not royal... but there's plenty of salty spa water. Tastes like semen.

This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.

Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.

During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.

A frugal approach to anal sex with another man. The partakers use their watery shits in place of lube, cutting costs and resulting in a shit-filled fuck fest.