leather couch
what a female turns into after consistently over tanning
man, did you see Tina the other day?
yeah, she's totally turned into a leather couch
yeah, she's totally turned into a leather couch
Leather Couch Disease
noun. also known as LCD. it's the state of fatigue, or the feeling of being disoriented after sleeping on a leather couch.
guy #2: hey you want to go for a run?
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...
mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...
mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.
red leather couch
Worn out pounded red pussy
When to go down on this chick and all I can see is that worn out red leather couch looking at
Sober as a leather couch
sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.
"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."