leatherette
A low grade synthetic material used in the manufacture of substandard office equipment such as diaries. A favourite of home shopping channels, usually accompanied with the aside "why fork out for real leather" or "it's man made, so you know its quality"
The word "leatherette" can replace all parent nouns, to become tbe body of a sentance "stick it in the diary" is replaced by "stick it in the leatherette"
Warm leatherette
A warm leatherette is hot and or warm leather strip that inserts into the vagina; An really bad song that should of never been coneived.
This warm leatherette is too small we have to go back to Walmart.