Leaving your gum downtown

Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.

911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?"

Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???"

911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."

俚语	leaving your gum downtown
释义	Leaving your gum downtown Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth. 911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?" Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???" 911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."
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