ass hole blow out

when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out.
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after

max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house

david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out

david: omg im calling the ambulance