assholed
To get extremeley drunk... which makes you behave like a complete idiotic asshole. Basically you got fucked by alcohol(up da ass).
Man, we drank so much we got totally assholed.
assholed
The act of someone's car getting hit from behind or hitting someone's car from behind.
Eric: Did you hear about Steve's car?
Dave: I sure did, Steve was sitting at the red light and some drunk guy assholed him.
Ashlee: I got assholed the other day in traffic.
Erin: Yeah, that guy nailed you pretty hard from behind! Is your car totaled?
Dave: I sure did, Steve was sitting at the red light and some drunk guy assholed him.
Ashlee: I got assholed the other day in traffic.
Erin: Yeah, that guy nailed you pretty hard from behind! Is your car totaled?
assholed
The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.
Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.
assholed
The process of fucking someone in the ass.
"The other day I assholed this girl"
Asshole's asshole
Someone who is such an asshole, that other assholes look at them and say "...Now THAT GUY'S an asshole!"
Rob? Man, he's not an asshole. He's an asshole's asshole.
asshole's asshole
some one who is a lying asshole
lying to me only makes you an asshole's asshole.
assholeitis
A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)